A Fanatical Obsession with the Color Pink

In all my years on this earth, I’ve never met anyone as obsessed with the color pink as my youngest niece. Her entire room is decked out with stuffed animals, carpet, draperies, wall paper and everything else that could possibly be bought in a pinkish hue. I vaguely remember telling people green was my favorite color growing up, but it never seemed to matter much. Well, to my niece it certainly does.
Now that she’s starting junior high, I figure it’s time for her to have a laptop that will allow her to work on her studies online. I’ve recently heard of colleges that are mandating their incoming freshmen have a laptop, and it’s best that she gets a head start. I honestly believe that technical know-how will separate the wheat from the chaff in the future. It should come as no surprise that my contribution to the gift will be a few pink laptop bags.